Ve Have Vays Of Making You Talk...

Would/Could relentless tickling be considered a form of torture?

Pardon.

If you say, "Excuse me!" after burping, and no one excuses you, what happens?  I mean, are you cursed or something?  Or do you just have to feel bad about being rude?  (Not that I actually feel all that bad... We all do it, for crying out loud!)

I'm Cool With It, But...

How did cottage cheese become a staple of salad bars everywhere?  Don't get me wrong; I love cottage cheese, and I'm glad it's always there.  But... it's not salad, nor is it something I've ever seen anyone put ON a salad.

Cruel, But Not Unusual

Who decided cumulative final exams were a good idea?  It seems more like torture than an accurate way to measure the amount of information learned over a semester...

Yeah, About This Journey... (RQ)

In Lord of the Rings, why didn't they just use one of those big ass eagles to fly the ring into Mt. Doom instead of walking there for 3 years? Seems like a waste of time and resources...

Itsy Bitsy Peanut?

Why do we use the phrase in a nutshell when we're summarizing something?  I mean, I get that nutshells aren't that big, but my explanations, no matter how brief, would probably not fit in a nutshell.  Unless it was a coconut.  Except that's not a nut, is it?  Now I'm confused and hungry.

Flawed Theory

If we (humans, people, whatever you wanna call us) are really the most evolved creatures around, then why am I the one working while my dog gets to lay at home all day?