I'm Blind!

In honor of my mom (whose birthday was yesterday - happy birthday, Mama!):

How can you see the sign if your eyes are closed?

(I was a child of the 90s and, as such, wound up listening to Ace of Base more than anyone really should.  Whenever I sang, "I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes..." my mother asked, "But how can you see the sign if your eyes are closed?"  "Moooooom, it's just a song!")

Here's a thought...

If there's a hole in the bucket (dear Liza, dear Liza), then why not just get a new one?

It's not like buckets are super pricey, and then we can just skip that whole thing about how to fix it.  I mean, really, it's probably just going to give out again anyway.